Captain Shroomz™ Magic Blend Chocolate Bar

Where Chocolate Meets Consciousness.

The Captain Shroomz™ Magic Blend Chocolate Bar delivers a handcrafted balance of indulgence and intention — blending premium chocolate with our signature Magic Blend of functional mushrooms. Designed to elevate your mood, sharpen your focus, and ground your energy, this bar transforms an ordinary treat into a mindful experience.

Meet The Captain

Created by Captain RJ — a proud FDNY Fire Captain, Certified Herbologist, and trained Mycologist — Captain Shroomz™ stands at the crossroads of science, healing, and service. After decades of firefighting and witnessing the toll of trauma and stress, RJ found his calling in the restorative powers of mushrooms and nootropic botanicals.

“Captain Shroomz™ isn’t just about mushrooms; it’s about creating a safe path to mental and emotional restoration. Every product we create reflects my commitment to helping others rise above pain and rediscover peace.”
— Captain RJ, Founder & Fire Captain (FDNY)

Flavor & Experience

This isn’t your average chocolate bar. Each square is smooth, rich, and infused with functional mushroom extracts that complement cacao’s natural mood-boosting compounds. The result is a silky, euphoric experience that enhances creativity and mental clarity without intoxication.

⚡ Product Highlights

• Infused with the proprietary Magic Blend of functional mushrooms
• Supports focus, creativity, and emotional balance
• Handcrafted in small batches for consistency and purity
• Vegan, gluten-free, and naturally flavored
• No THC, DMT, or scheduled substances
• Formulated by FDNY Fire Captain & Mycologist RJ

Suggested Use

Break off one square and enjoy mindfully. Wait 45–90 minutes to feel the full effects before consuming more. Great for creative sessions, journaling, or a peaceful evening wind-down.

When to Use

Use when you crave focus without overstimulation, creativity without chaos, or relaxation without sedation. The Magic Blend Chocolate Bar fits seamlessly into both your wellness routine and your moments of indulgence.

⚠️ Important Note

This product contains no THC or scheduled substances. It’s crafted entirely from legal, functional mushroom extracts and botanical ingredients. Not intended for minors or those who are pregnant or nursing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Magic Blend?

The Magic Blend is a proprietary mix of adaptogenic and functional mushrooms known for promoting focus, clarity, and mood balance — all extracted through advanced ultrasonic technology for maximum bioavailability.

Does this chocolate make you “trip”?

No. This bar contains only legal, functional mushroom extracts. The effects are mood-lifting, centering, and energizing — not hallucinogenic.

How long do the effects last?

Most users experience noticeable effects within 30–90 minutes, lasting around 3–5 hours depending on metabolism and dosage.

Is it legal in Indiana?

Yes — the Magic Blend Chocolate Bar is compliant with federal and state laws and contains no controlled substances.

Does it taste like mushrooms?

Not at all! The premium chocolate completely masks any earthy flavor, leaving you with a smooth, rich cocoa experience.

Captain Shroomz™ — Where bravery meets balance. Available now at Humanity Health CBD.