Midweek Slump? Humanity Health Has a Fix
Wednesdays can be a weird place on the calendar. The weekend feels like a distant memory, and the next one? Still too far away. You're stuck in the middle, maybe out of snacks, maybe out of vibes. That’s exactly why we created WTF Wednesday.
It’s not just a catchy name—it’s your new favorite excuse to break up the workweek with something that makes your wallet and your taste buds smile. And yes, WTF = “What the F…”—as in, “What the F is this deal?!”
What Is WTF Wednesday?
Every single Wednesday, we pick one featured product and slash the price to something so ridiculous, you’ll check the receipt twice. Think Xite chocolate for just $1. That’s right—a five-dollar edible for a buck. It’s our way of saying thanks, come through, and power up your Hump Day all at once.
But here’s the kicker: each week’s spotlight item is different. Could be a THC sleep gummy, a bite of THC taffy, or a crisp 3CHI seltzer. There are no repeats and no rain checks.
How to Score the Deal
Getting your hands on the weekly steal is easy—but you’ve gotta move fast. Here’s the drill:
- In-store only — this isn’t available online or for delivery
- One per customer — share the love, don’t hoard it
- Starts at 11 a.m. every Wednesday — and ends when we’re out
When they’re gone, they’re gone. So yeah—get here early. Bring your friends. Make it a thing.
Want a Heads-Up? Here’s How
We’re not about springing it on you last-minute. Every Sunday night, we reveal the upcoming WTF item on Instagram, Facebook, and through our email newsletter.
That gives you 48 hours to set an alarm, spread the word, and plan your midweek pit stop at Humanity Health. It’s like a teaser trailer for your Wednesday happiness.
Why It’s Worth the Trip
If you’ve never been to Humanity Health before, WTF Wednesday is the perfect excuse. Come meet our crew, ask questions, and explore what we think is Indiana’s best selection of plant-based wellness—from CBD to THC and beyond.
Whether you’re new to edibles or you know exactly what you’re looking for, we’re here to help you find the right fit with no pressure, no BS, and definitely no boring.
Mark Your Calendar—Starts July 9th
The first official WTF Wednesday kicks off on July 9th. That means your summer just got a little tastier (and a lot more fun).
So skip out for lunch early, swing by the store, and scoop up a sweet deal while supplies last. Because midweek magic is real—and it’s happening at Humanity Health.
See you on Wednesday.
