Okay, gang—here’s the deal. THC drinks are exploding, and it’s easy to see why: they taste great, don’t reek like smoke, and won’t leave you praying to the hangover gods the next morning. If you still reach for beer at cookouts or the Indy 500 tailgate, let me give you three quick reasons to switch:
- Waistline-friendly: most cans are single-digit calories—with zero carbs, fat, or sodium.
- No dehydration, no “weed smell” walk-of-shame: sip without stigma.
- They simply taste better: bright fruit seltzers, tall-boy mocktails, even powder packets you can shake in water—all buzz, no bitter hops.
Why THC Drinks Are Overtaking Beer
For decades alcohol was the only “social lubricant” in town. But between Reefer Madness leftovers and the rise of the wellness crowd, more people want a clean, controlled buzz. THC drinks solve the two biggest gripes:
- No lingering odor. You won’t smell like you hot-boxed the minivan.
- Predictable onset. Thanks to nano-emulsified cannabis, most cans kick in within 15–20 minutes—quicker than gummies, smoother than shots.
How Nano THC Works in 15 Minutes
Manufacturers break THC oil into microscopic, water-friendly particles (nano-emulsion). That lets the cannabinoids slip through your gut lining and lights up your endocannabinoid receptors almost as fast as alcohol hits the bloodstream. Translation: you’ll know your “happy zone” long before your friends finish their second IPA.
Choose Your Strength & Format
Whether you’re sober-curious or a seasoned toker looking for something discreet, there’s a can, packet, or tall-boy to match your vibe. Compare them at a glance below, then keep reading for flavor notes and pro tips.
| Brand / Variant | THC (mg) | CBD (mg) | Flavors / SKUs |
|---|---|---|---|
| Delta Bev – Passion Fruit (Sativa) | 20 | 2 | Passion Fruit |
| Delta Bev – Pink Lemonade (Hybrid) | 20 | 5 | Pink Lemonade |
| Delta Bev – Blueberry Açaí (Hybrid) | 20 | 5 | Blueberry Açaí |
| Delta Bev – Blood Orange (Indica) | 20 | 10 | Blood Orange |
| Delta Bev – Delta Lite | 5 | 1 | Juicy Watermelon, Bright Berry, Tropical Mango |
| Stay Cool | 25 | 0 | Strawberry Bliss, Pineapple Wave, Watermelon Splash, Lemonberry Blast |
| Squared – Sparkling | 5 | 0 | Grapefruit, Pink Lemonade |
| Squared – Soda | 5 | 0 | Classic Orange, Sour Grape |
| 3Chi – Nano RTD | 5 | 0 | Pineapple, Watermelon, Black Raspberry |
| Nowadays – Tallboy | 10 | 0 | Citrus, Berry |
| Xite – Party Can | 30 | 0 | Watermelon, Key Lime |
| Hometown Hero Drink Mix | 15 | 0 | Maui Dream, Tropical Bliss, Strawberry Banana, Beach Paradise, Concord Grape, Caribbean Sunset, Orange Mango, Bay Breeze Strawberry Lemonade |
Quick Brand Rundown
Stay Cool 25 mg Seltzers (shop pickup): crisp fruit seltzers with only 8 calories. Perfect “one-and-done” can if you’re used to two beers.
Delta Bev 20 mg “Cannabis Water”: four terpene-balanced flavors. Passion Fruit sativa for daytime energy, Blood Orange indica for Netflix wind-down.
Delta Lite 5 mg: session sips when you want to pace yourself. Zero sugar, 1 mg CBD micro-dosing for chill focus.
Squared Sparkling & Sodas: same 5 mg THC—but bubbles crank up the flavor. Sparkling is light & juicy; Soda leans sweet for the sweet-tooth crew.
3Chi Nano RTD: 5 mg that lands in about 15 minutes thanks to nano tech. Grab if you’re impatient and hate surprises.
Nowadays 10 mg Tallboy: 16-ounce can gives ex-beer lovers the familiar handfeel—minus 150 empty calories.
Xite 30 mg Party Can (ships nationwide): bigger buzz, still fewer calories than beer. Great split can if you’re dosing with friends.
Hometown Hero 15 mg Drink Mix: stash-friendly powder packets you pour into water. Ideal for concerts, road trips, or sneaking past stadium security.
Memorial Day & Indy 500: Perfect Time to Switch
Race day in Indy means 80° asphalt, lukewarm beers, and mile-long bathroom lines. Swap the 12-pack of lager for four Stay Cools or a couple of Nowadays tallboys. Your cooler stays lighter, your head stays clearer, and you won’t dehydrate before Turn 4.
Where to Buy THC Drinks in Avon & Online
You can walk into our Avon shop, order THC drinks for in-store pickup or DoorDash delivery, or ship select items like those 30 mg Xite cans straight to your doorstep. Want the flexibility to dose any beverage? Grab our THC Mocktail Creator drops—odorless, flavorless, and 100 mg per bottle.
FAQ: Fast Answers for the Sober-Curious
How fast will I feel a THC drink?
Most nano-emulsified cans—Stay Cool, 3Chi, Delta Bev—hit in 15–20 minutes. Powder mixes land closer to 30.
How do THC drinks compare to beer calories?
Typical beer: 150 calories. Stay Cool: 8. Delta Lite: 0 sugar. Even the sweetest Squared soda tops out at 85.
Can I drive after drinking one?
Cannabis impairs reaction time. If you feel buzzed, don’t drive. Wait at least four hours or ride-share.
Are THC drinks legal in Indiana?
Yes—our cans are hemp-derived Δ-9 THC below 0.3% by weight, compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill and current Indiana guidelines.
What’s the right dose for beginners?
Start low: sip half a 5 mg can, wait 30 minutes, then decide. You can always drink more—can’t drink less.
Bottom Line
Whether you’re ditching booze, dodging weed-smell stigma, or chasing a cleaner buzz for Memorial Day, THC drinks deliver faster onset, fewer calories, and zero hangover. Stock up now and raise a can to better mornings—cheers!
